My lovely family decided to make 2 HUGE bowls of popcorn while watching American Idol last night and then proceeded to eat it right next to me on the couch. Seriously kids, this is taking your life into your own hands. I was on the edge b/c I was so PMS-y and not to mention I was sooooooo f***ing hungry!!!! OMG!!! Are you new to this house and not aware of how psycho Mom is right before "that time"? I literally got up and went in the bathroom and sprayed air freshener until I couldn't smell the popcorn any more. Thanks for the support jackasses!
To add to my torture, the girls want to go to see "soul surfer" tomorrow so I can be smacked in the face with the sweet aroma of buttery popcorn AGAIN! I may pack some febreze in my pocket. Please pray for me that I don't end up on the news b/c I lost my mind and dove into the giant popcorn maker at the theater......
Ok.. I promise that if you do jump in the popcorn machine, I will be there to support you. I will take pictures and hold back the workers until you are done.. Then I will eat the popcorn out of your hair because I will also be hungry! Plus, imagine how shiny and vibrant all that butter will make your skin and hair!
ReplyDeleteNice, I just logged in here because I needed a little support. My mom is making banana bread upstairs and we just bought tickets to see Soul Surfer tomorrow night, too. F*!k me.
ReplyDeleteTara - way to put the positive spin on the butter! haha
ReplyDeleteBek- if you smell air freshener at the movie, you will know where to find me! hahahaha
thanks for the giggles girls!